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Arya Stark ([personal profile] fearcutsdeeperthanswords) wrote2013-09-01 05:36 pm

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[With all these people graduating lately and all her wardens gone off, Arya has been doing a lot of thinking. She's wormed her way into the CES - she always seems to find a way - and is sitting against Nymeria, using the direwolf as a pillow. She's wearing a modern looking zipper hoodie over her usual threadbare attire; the zipper is open, but the hood is up, and on its top are two fuzzy, gray wolf ears. There's dirt on her face when she clicks the feed on, in a swoop from her cheek to her jaw; on the other side she's managed to accumulate a couple scratches. She doesn't seem to notice either.]

There's no one left from Westeros, besides me. Tyrion's gone. Viserys used to be here; I don't think there are a lot who remember him. Jon Snow was here, too. But he left.

[They all left is what she doesn't say out loud. She scratches at her jaw, somehow missing the dirt.]

I've been here a long time, though. I checked - it's two years, now. [She doesn't pause; she's already let that sink in.] Your worlds are all different from mine. You treat people like babies till they're old; you call them kids until they're eighteen, twenty. In Westeros, and Essos, and all over in my world - a girl is grown when she's flowered. [She makes a face, because it's a dumb euphemism, but it's ingrained.] My brother was a king when he was fifteen. He wasn't a boy, he had a beard and led men and killed his enemies. [And he died.

She pauses for a moment, looking up as a shadow passes over her, presumably a cloud.]


When I was littler, I wanted to know if I could build castles, or be a High Septon, or be a councilor to a king. He said I could marry a king, and my sons could be Septons and builders and knights and lords. Well I'm not getting married, and I'm not having sons, not ever.

Is that what it's like in your worlds, too? I don't mean, do they say no and you do it anyway, that's not any different. Are girls allowed to be rulers and builders and fighters where you all are from?
mistconduct: ([unmasked] shrugging)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2013-09-09 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
....


See, this is why I think we just need to straight up bring a tank and a few machine guns to your world. You wouldn't have to deal with this bullshit about face-changing.

I'm telling you. Tank.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] he's talking to me)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2013-09-11 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
It's a giant metal machine. You sit inside it, nothing can get at you, and you kill a fuckload of people from a distance.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] shadow smile)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2013-09-11 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
You can't just get a tank, Arya. You have to know people.

Fortunately for you, you know me. I know people.

Though knowing you you'd probably just roll it into a ditch and get stuck.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] lol what)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2013-09-11 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I can drive, but I mean, a tank is not a fucking Audi. I don't know how to drive one. You have to be specially trained, there's probably like six fucking pedals on the thing.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] gunwaving like a tool)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2013-09-11 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'll just ask around and see who the fuck knows how to drive a tank.


....


Well, wait, because there actually might be some people.
mistconduct: (shadow grin)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2013-09-12 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Literally crush. If you can get them to hold still long enough you can roll over them.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] hey! fuck you!)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2013-09-12 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Arya. You should try to jump them first.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] lol what)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2013-09-12 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You've never seen a monster truck rally?

Fuck, you'd like it. Basically you line up the Lannisters on the ground next to a ramp, and you drive over the ramp as fast as you can and try to clear them your first pass.

And then you don't and they turn into exploding meatsacks when two thousand pounds of steel crushes them.

....Jesus christ I am a shitty warden.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] snl kicks ass)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2013-09-12 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Shut your face.